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So, Obama's coming to visit, we are all taking a 5% pay cut, and lay-offs are nigh.

Since Dr. Miller has proven Newton's 3rd law in his previous "all-hands". Let's see what pans out this time.

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Anonymous said…
what do you mean by "layoffs are nigh?"
Anonymous said…
Main Entry:
1nigh Listen to the pronunciation of 1nigh
Pronunciation:
\ˈnī\
Function:
adverb
Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English nēah; akin to Old High German nāh, adverb, nigh, preposition, nigh, after, Old Norse nā- nigh
Date:
before 12th century

1 : near in place, time, or relationship —often used with on, onto, or unto 2 : nearly , almost
Anonymous said…
Ni!

Later on it'll change to Icky-icky-icky-pikang-zoop-boing.

And EM wants another shrubbery in front of the NIF building, a little higher for a two-level effect. With a path running down the middle.
Anonymous said…
I hear it's going to be a hemlock tree.

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