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The lab just appointed a "Laboratory Ethics Officer". Apparently the property of ethics was not clearly stated within the Independent Audit & Oversight Department. The Independent Audit & Oversight Department will be renamed to Independent Audit & Ethics Department (IAED).
The lab will create the position of Ethics Manager so here is your chance to get in on the ground floor of what surely must be a "Don't do as I do, do as I tell you to do." Once the selction of Ethics Manager is made, the lab will announce details of the new organizational structure. So get in early to help form a new bureaucracy with your buds.
"We are confident that this alignment will facilitate the continuous improvement of our governance responsibilities and workforce management."
Smells like LLNS hunting for bonus money to me, but what do I know, I have sinus problems.
The lab just appointed a "Laboratory Ethics Officer". Apparently the property of ethics was not clearly stated within the Independent Audit & Oversight Department. The Independent Audit & Oversight Department will be renamed to Independent Audit & Ethics Department (IAED).
The lab will create the position of Ethics Manager so here is your chance to get in on the ground floor of what surely must be a "Don't do as I do, do as I tell you to do." Once the selction of Ethics Manager is made, the lab will announce details of the new organizational structure. So get in early to help form a new bureaucracy with your buds.
"We are confident that this alignment will facilitate the continuous improvement of our governance responsibilities and workforce management."
Smells like LLNS hunting for bonus money to me, but what do I know, I have sinus problems.
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Whew, that's a relief....and it only took 50 some years.
I'm shocked!