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Unprecedented Raises at LANS

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In an unprecedented communication, LANS has announced a 2-percent pay increase to all LANS employees. Make sure you give full-credit, appreciation, and accolades to LANS Management for making this happen!

Great Financial News!

If you have not noticed already, employees’ take-home pay in effect increased by 2 percent in 2011 as a result of the Tax Relief Act of 2010, which lowered workers’ Social Security (FICA) tax withholdings from 6.2 percent to 4.2 percent. The employer portion remains the same at 6.2 percent.

Comments

Anonymous said…
So LANS is crowing and taking credit for the 2% drop in taxes from the Tax Act and claiming a 2% salary "raise"?

What a bunch of low-life scumbags! Have Michael Anastasio and his Bechtel Best Buddies no shame?
Anonymous said…
Notice how LANS ensures we are aware that their contribution remained at 6.2%. Since day one LANS is insistent that we know "their pain" in leading this institution. If they are in so much pain, why don't they give up? I know the answer. Money baby money!
Anonymous said…
Money baby money!

March 16, 2011 9:13 AM

Adults who call other adults "baby" creep me out.
Anonymous said…
"Adults who call other adults "baby" creep me out.

March 16, 2011 10:05 AM"

The fact that this creeps you out so much that you have to post about it says something very significant about you. Now think about that very carefully before you reply to this post, after all you do not want to have a Alexandra Wallace moment.
Anonymous said…
Yeah, explain your idea of "significance."
Anonymous said…
"Yeah, explain your idea of "significance.""

March 16, 2011 9:25 PMsignificance [sɪgˈnɪfɪkəns]
n

1. consequence or importance
Anonymous said…
Wimpy way to not answer the question.