Pros
1 I could not get a job at Sandia s I thought cavemen lived alongside as the dinosaurs and that dinosaurs never existed.
2 People make fun of me for wearing a bow-tie and top hat.
3. I keep getting fired for not showing up to time since I keep forgetting the location of where I work.
4 My boss hated my idea that I could make the company by having me blog all day long about how dinosaurs never existed.
5 I got fired for using company money to by a blowup doll in the shape of devil dinosaur.
6 They not only said no overtime for me but please never show up to work again.
7 I have never been invited to a single conference or event to explain my theory about dinosaurs never existed.
8 I could not get into college.
9 My uncle went to jail but he was an important person!
10 I go to a methadone clinic for healthcare.
Cons
Since I do not have a job I can spend every hour and every day on blogs. Sandia is a name of a dinosaur!
Society has to spend money on me.
1 comment:
While this top-10 list is a nice riff on the original glassceiling.com posting, I have to say that it's not as good. The original post has just the right mix of sarcasm and truth.
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