From the Huffington Post Why Workplace Jargon Is A Big Problem http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/25/work-words_n_5159868.html?utm_hp_ref=business&ir=Business When we replace a specific task with a vague expression, we grant the task more magnitude than it deserves. If we don't describe an activity plainly, it seems less like an easily achievable goal and more like a cloudy state of existence that fills unknowable amounts of time. A fog of fast and empty language has seeped into the workplace. I say it's time we air it out, making room for simple, concrete words, and, therefore, more deliberate actions. By striking the following 26 words from your speech, I think you'll find that you're not quite as overwhelmed as you thought you were. Count the number that LLNLs mangers use. touch base circle back bandwidth - impactful - utilize - table the discussion deep dive - engagement - viral value-add - one-sheet deliverable - work product - incentivise - take it to the ...
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It's easier just to make up "for cause" reasons and then fire people. Welcome to the world of private, for-profit management, Bechtel style.
What happens after two weeks
(if you fail to find another job) ??
February 17, 2012 12:54 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot, he's going to do it Charlie "MIT" McMillan style, in numbered order:
1. 750 employees "bye-bye"
2. It's been nice knowing you but LANL is not a welfare program for Northern New Mexico natives.
4. 1/3 of the workforce (i.e. Managers) and Becthel employees are protected.
Also, any word on whether they'll be giving severance to those laid off or has McMillian managed to remove that from the plan being executed by the LANS executives?
Loss of the $300 million from CMRR shut-down and subsequent layoffs will also mean fewer employees paying their 6% to the TCP1 pension and additional pension loss from the 8% "pension tax" on projects.
Expect that (a) your take-home salary will soon go down, again, as you cough up more to support the TCP1 pension and (b) project funding will do less and less real work as the "pension tax" is raised, again, to make up for the loss of the tax on the $300 million in CMRR funds.
I think the word to describe this situation at LANL is bleak. Our New Mexico Congressional delegation did nothing to stop this attack on LANL by the Obama administration and their anti-nuke friends over at LASG (Greg Mello).
2. It's been nice knowing you but LANL is not a welfare program for Northern New Mexico natives.
4. 1/3 of the workforce (i.e. Managers) and Becthel employees are protected.
February 17, 2012 1:01 AM
Urgent Message from Charlie "MIT" McMillan
Oh yeah, I forgot 3.
3. We (LANS) will be charging $24.99 plus tax for each cardboard box you use for your personal belongings.
February 17, 2012 2:18 PM
Why is everyone blaming Greg Mello for causing this? Not that I like Mello, but LANS sold us out on this. They caved-in and told DOE/NNSA they could manage requirements with existing "tin sheds".
February 17, 2012 7:26 PM
There is no such thing as "careers" at LANS/LLNS. That concept was eliminated when Bechtel "took over". Come to think if it, there are no job advertisements for real jobs at LANS. And come Tuesday, some folks won't even have jobs. Since last December, the only position they are recruiting for is Post Docs. LANS/LLNS are nothing more than "sweat shops". Sorry about being so positive.
February 18, 2012 3:39 AM
LANS/LLNS are nothing more than "prisons".
Seig Hecker (Former Lab Director Emeritus, Director of the Hoover Institute, Independent Inspector for Weapons of Mass Destruction)
February 18, 2012 3:24 PM
You are one who always feels "hammered" by his bosses, right? Or maybe you're just always "hammered."
-- Brett Knapp, Future LANL Director 'in-waiting'
"Sure, I helped stab LANL in the back with my turn-coat actions and weak defense of CMRR. Heck, if you made over $2 million per year as lab Director, you'd do just about anything, too!"
-- LANL's Director McMillan
"CMRR is vital and a 'must-have' for our nuclear weapons infrastructure.... uh, just a minute, I have a call coming in from the White House... this just in: CMRR is completely unnecessary. Dump it!"
-- Captain Tom D'Agostino, NNSA
"CMRR? What's that? And what's a nuclear weapons lab? I can't waste my time with this unimportant stuff. I've got to get to work at procuring hundreds of millions to sent out to political contributors like Solyndra!"
-- Dr. Chue, DOE
"US housing outlook improves but home foreclosures increase dramatically up on the Hill"
If you own a home in Los Alamos that you thought about unloading, it's too late. The real estate market on the Hill is about to come to a screeching halt.