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By scooby
Anonymous asked...

 I will not be at Wednesday's Don Cook "all hands" at LLNL that an earlier posted noted. Can someone post the content for the rest of us?

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Anonymous said…
Didn't see it! Didn't really care to.

Did get the e-mail saying that "high attendance at this talk was suggested strongly".

It's my understanding that they wanted to avoid a tantrum similar to the one that Mark Martinez had when he went to RHWM for a "meet and greet" and nobody showed up.
6/19/2014 12:49 PM
Anonymous said…
Is that former Sandian finally getting ready to shut LLNL down?
6/19/2014 1:03 PM
Anonymous said…
Does he still talk to his church folks for hours and hours on end...during work??
6/19/2014 4:51 PM
Anonymous said…
Someone has to take the blame for National I??????? Facility. NNSA can take the blame or find a scapegoat.
6/19/2014 6:41 PM
Anonymous said…
Does he still talk to his church folks for hours and hours on end...during work??

June 19, 2014 at 4:51 PM

It's gotten worse. He's has a confessional in his office for the Lab Directors to confess their sins (e.g. McMillans's WIPP muff) to him. McMillan has 10 rosaries and had to give Cook his fine Italian leather belt.
6/20/2014 5:15 AM
Anonymous said…
It's uncanny how much Don Cook resembles and sounds like "Mr. Rogers". Won't you be my friend Charlie McMillan?
6/20/2014 12:16 PM
Anonymous said…
A lot of Sandians are like that.
6/29/2014 10:32 AM
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