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Subject: Happy New Year 2009!

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Anonymous said:

I want you guys to be the first of all my e-mail buddies that I wish to senHappy New Year greetings...

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are happy; The election is finally over!

I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace . Then on the 7th day, He will rest.

My best wishes for 2009!
"The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else."

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Anonymous said…
Here we have your typical Republican. Their hope? The new president fails. They really could care less about the humongous mess this country is in and what needs to be done to fix it.
1/07/2009 6:45 AM
Anonymous said…
Now that GOP spending has sunk the country with over $11 trillion in debt and sent us into depression, they want to... you guessed it.. stop all government spending and bring on the next Great Depression.

The party of Hoover and Coolidge still lives on!
1/07/2009 9:41 PM
Anonymous said…
The GOP, through their misguided policies, have lost political power for at least the next generation. Bush will go into the history books as the worst US President of all times.
1/09/2009 10:48 AM
Anonymous said…
Oh, lighten up already. I read this for what I hope it was... a humorous look at our current affairs. I had a good laugh.
1/09/2009 4:22 PM
Anonymous said…
""The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else." Apparently the democrats never understood this quote nor does the mass majority of the people that voted the Obamanator into office. Why? Because they figure they'll be the ones who never have to pay into the system and enjoy being parasites.
1/09/2009 6:47 PM
Anonymous said…
I think the best and brightest are not represented here. Instead, we have a moron posting the starting this new thread. A livermoron? :)
1/11/2009 6:17 PM
Neko said…
January 11, 2009 6:17 PM

I believe it's called "Freedom of Speech"
1/11/2009 6:37 PM
Anonymous said…
I voted for Obama and hope he will do well by all of us; willing Democrats and unwilling Republicans.

I thought the "Original Post" was hilarious too! He does have a lot on his plate dumped there by the previous incumbent, doesn't he?
1/24/2009 2:21 AM
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