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Where are the bikes?

I know that given l the recent news this qualifies as low priority. But what happened to the new gear drive lab bikes? They're all parked over by fleet services

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Anonymous said…
Cost savings. Get used to it. What you think LLNL is, Google? Next you are going to expect a fully stocked water cooler. Shhesh! Rainwater--its fresh.
Anonymous said…
What....we were leasing bicycles?
Anonymous said…
What....we were leasing bicycles?

May 11, 2013 at 6:02 PM

It's not "we" idiot. You're not part of anything.
Anonymous said…
Uh okay! I had no idea that you guys in the "Bicyle Leasing Office" we're so sensitive.
Anonymous said…
New rule from the Bechtelian management team:

You want a bike? Then go buy it yourself!

As for us, we'll continue to keep our LLC leased luxury automobiles, peons.
Anonymous said…
It's not "we" idiot. You're not part of anything.


Lighten up Francis.

Anonymous said…
I expect they are locked up for safety reasons; the hard tires are jarring, the rear "saddle bag" baskets interfere with getting on and off, the unusual rake of the front wheel makes steering tricky, two kick-stands!? - why, one would WANT to wear a helmut when using one.
Anonymous said…
They were all brought into the maintenance shop to get more kickstands installed...2 on the other side!

They're coming back now.
Anonymous said…
I heard they were getting training wheels--for those who don't wear helmuts.
Anonymous said…
Wait a minute - you mean we're supposed to be wearing Helmuts, not helmets? Those German guys are going to be pretty busy sittng on everybody's heads.

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