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Sunday, December 4, 2011
Two Elements Named: Livermorium and Flerovium
Anonymously contributed:
Two Elements Named: Livermorium and Flerovium
Jennifer Welsh, LiveScience Staff Writer
The next element will be entitled Lostalamosium and will be coined after LANS strangles the once great institution named Los Alamos National Laboratory to death.
Lostalamosium will be placed in front of hydrogen on the periodic chart because has 0 neutrons, 0 protons, and 0 electrons. First element that is massless; it does not exist. LANS/LANL will be awarded it's first Nobel prize in physics for this discovery and will spend billions on overhead and a few bucks on science trying to prove it's existence. Take that Livermore!
In late breaking news, Bechtel International has announced the naming of a new element on their behalf and for building new layers upon layers of management at LANS/LLNS. That new element is Bechtelenium. Unfortunately, Livermorium will have to wait another day.....
7 comments:
Good job. This will really piss off Domenici.
Finally, something LLNL deserves that LANL can't screw up.
Livermorons in their element.
I'll bet their is a move afoot in jealous DOE to rename it to D'Agostinium. Oops, that aleady is a synonym for an element not fit to the task.
The Nobel prize in chemistry goes to the person who discovers and produces unobtainium.
The next element will be entitled Lostalamosium and will be coined after LANS strangles the once great institution named Los Alamos National Laboratory to death.
Wow! You guys are good!
All I had was bureaucratium and administratium! I like yours better!
Lostalamosium will be placed in front of hydrogen on the periodic chart because has 0 neutrons, 0 protons, and 0 electrons. First element that is massless; it does not exist. LANS/LANL will be awarded it's first Nobel prize in physics for this discovery and will spend billions on overhead and a few bucks on science trying to prove it's existence. Take that Livermore!
J. K. Rowling named the next element that will be discovered at LLNL, "confundus"
re: a element that confounds all nearby.
Widely dispersed at LLNL with the arrival of LLNS.
In late breaking news, Bechtel International has announced the naming of a new element on their behalf and for building new layers upon layers of management at LANS/LLNS. That new element is Bechtelenium. Unfortunately, Livermorium will have to wait another day.....
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