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Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Pros and cons for working at Sandia


1 I could not get a job at Sandia s I thought cavemen lived alongside as the dinosaurs and that dinosaurs never existed. 

2 People make fun of me for wearing a bow-tie and top hat.

3. I keep getting fired for not showing up to time since I keep forgetting the location of where I work. 

4 My boss hated my idea that I could make the company by having me blog all day long about how dinosaurs never existed.

5 I got fired for using company money to by a blowup doll in the shape of devil dinosaur. 

6 They not only said no overtime for me but please never show up to work again.

7 I have never been invited to a single conference or event to explain my theory about dinosaurs never existed. 

8 I could not get into college. 

9 My uncle went to jail but he was an important person!

10 I go to a methadone clinic for healthcare. 


Since I do not have a job I can spend every hour and every day on blogs. Sandia is a name of a dinosaur! 

Society has to spend money on me. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

While this top-10 list is a nice riff on the original posting, I have to say that it's not as good. The original post has just the right mix of sarcasm and truth.

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